maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them
write a book
do a movie
You get excited about 25 cent 4 packs of glue sticks at Office Depot.
You know you’re an extra nerdy teacher when you get excited about using your teacher rewards card and your special privileges to buy a whole bunch of said glue sticks.
You know it’s become a problem when you are mapping out your day based on school supplies